Webster arrived in the mail today. The box was big and light and didn’t shake. I was severely puzzled at what it could be. With the sender as lynnkjernes, anything could possibly be inside.
I had no words as I pulled Webster from the box. I wasn’t sure how to react. As I realized that this ‘banana dog’ was pretty much the strangest yet funniest thing I had seen in a while, I began to giggle. This wooden/ceramic-like banana dog is ridiculous, I thought, and all of my coworkers at staff meeting totally agreed. “You have the strangest friends,” one of them told me. (I concurred.)
And so Webster will live among the gnomes. The dog of the gnomes.
Welcome to the abode, Webster.
there's no place like gnome. 
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