I know you’re wondering. You’re really curious. I’ve kept in suspense long enough.
How did #bakeoff2011 go?
My entry was low quality. It was store-bought dough and frosting. The goal was to do something as easy and as quickly as possible the night before I drove home. I didn’t have the creative energy or time to do anything real extensive.
I made these.
Can you tell what they are?
It’s okay. No one else could either.
It’s a thanksgiving plate. You’ve got your turkey, your mashed potatoes, peas, and cranberries. The plate would be round and likely make more sense but it couldn’t be a circle. That was a part of the rule.
But in the end, it didn’t really matter.
Because my opponent and sworn bake-off enemy, Connor, didn’t bring anything!
And that, my friends, is how my crappy, last-minute, not-homemade entry won the sixth annual Thanksgiving day bake off of 2011.
there's no place like gnome. 
These are brilliant. And hilarious. Double points.