And it is –

Dashboard Jesus!

My sister said it was too good to not buy for me while she was in Colorado visiting our brother.  Agreed.  The gift meets all my expectations and more.  The box reads this – “Dashboard Jesus comes with an adhesive base.  Affix to all of your favorite things!  Great for desks, dashboards, bicycle helmets, computers, or anything else needing a spiritual life!”  While my sister is pushing hard for the bicycle helmet placement, Dashboard Jesus is currently living among the gnomes.  He makes friends easy enough and the gnomes might need a little preachin’ to with all the mischief they tend to cause.