Meet Jesus.
Nice guy.
Jesus is four and a half feet tall and we share an office at Grace Lutheran Church.
I posted a picture of Jesus on my facebook and really enjoyed the responses I got from people about my officemate:
- Please do not compare your work to the work that he does.
- Does he light up?
- Oh for cute! He wants to hug you and hold your scarves!
- Can dress him up in your hat, mittens, scarf, etc. in winter, or would that be in poor taste
- I’m all for Jesus but I would be little creeped out by sharing an office with that statue.
We’re getting along pretty well so far, hopefully the cordiality keeps up. Apparently Jesus belongs in the cemetery but first needs a base to stand on which hasn’t been completed. I don’t know, I’m okay with sharing an office with him. I’ve been told he’s the way, the truth, and the light. And I think he loves me.
there's no place like gnome. 
I am not sure that you meant Jesus belonged in the cemetery,I am sure he is happy just being there with you..