Yesterday at coffee hour, I stood chatting with a group of women. One of them commented on how pretty my ring was. It was a blue/green middle-finger ring day.
A second woman commented on how I wear a lot of rings.
Yup, I said. And the bigger the better.
Then the third woman piped up. Rings AND scarves.
Shut the front door. They’re onto me.
Once they pick up on the cardigans, I’m done for.
I also had a man tell me that I could only ever get rid of my dog if I found a man.
Excuse me?
We won’t get into that right now.
there's no place like gnome. 
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