gnomen forecast.

4 Dec
From last night:

You know, in the movie Mean Girls, the blond one uses her – well – breasts as an indicator whether or not it’s raining while she does the weather for the school’s newscast.  I have like ESPN or something.  My breasts can always tell when it’s going to rain …

Exchange breasts for this gnome.  Change rain for snow.

There’s a 30% chance that it’s already snowing.

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