Did you know? It’s national peanut butter day! Grab a spoon, walk to your cupboard/frig, and take a bite. Go ahead. I’ll wait.
[enter early-90s easy listening radio]
Good. You’re back. Now tell me – isn’t peanut butter a wonderful thing?

To celebrate the day, I opened it up and gave it a stir when I got home. I grabbed a knife, found Mabel’s kong, and stuffed that sucker with small bones and topped it off with peanut butter. Mabel loves this treat … but what you need to know is that Trader Joe’s natural pb [any natural pb really] has a certain tongue-smacking tendancy. It isn’t quite as smooth or easy to swallow as the peanut butters like JIF. Let me tell you – Mabel noticed the difference. It took quite the [hilarious] effort to eat that peanut butter. I plan to continue to torture her with such in the future. [At this point, I would like to say that I’m still much kinder than my dad to dogs. He used to take a saltine cracker, cover it with peanut butter, and then stick it to the roof of the mouth of my grandma’s dog. Let me tell you – Stormy earned her treat with all the effort it required to get that off the roof of her mouth! Cruel. And hilarious.]
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