new messages.

4 Apr
On my home phone answering machine –

First message:
[elderly man’s voice]
Hi Jane.  This is Bigalow.  The Detroit Tigers are playing the Mud Hens in an exposition game and Detroit was winning 8 to 1.
I just wondered how you all were doing.
Okay.  Buh bye.
[distantly, not into the phone] I’m sure I got the right one.
Second message:
[distantly, not into the phone] I think I had the wrong one …
[… and this isn’t the first time he’s called.  You’d think my machine saying ‘Hey, this is Lindsay’ would give him a hint.]

One Response to “new messages.”

  1. Elizabeth Luiten April 5, 2012 at 10:35 pm #

    This. is. awesome.And his name is Bigalow! It doesn't get any better.

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