I’ve been gone. Fall theological convention in Onalaska, WI, baby! It’s a crazy time. You might want to disagree. A theological convention for pastors is crazy? I don’t lie. There were hot tub parties, dinners with crazy travel stories, Spotted Cow, and lots of laughs.
I went with jD and Paige. Are you surprised?
The synod staff sitting at the registration table wasn’t. Here come the three musketeers, they chimed as we slipped on our nametags. They had fun-size three musketeer bars on the registration table. We each ate one. It was fitting. Then jD and I drank a Spotted Cow while Paige drank a cranberry juice. Also fitting.
I really couldn’t imagine a fall theological convention without them. In our last year here, we’ve made some new friends too; we weren’t an exclusive group of three musketeers [or the newly labeled kkk – kool kids klub]. We had a crazy late night in our friend, Karen’s, room, discussing the red flannel decor and the fact that I never smile.* We went out to supper at Piggy’s in downtown LaCrosse with a large group of pastor friends. The Sunday afternoon through Tuesday morning requirement went by fast. A car ride home with a game of spill-your-guts:what-don’t-we-know-about-each-other ended the adventure.
I’m thankful for my fellow musketeers [and their families]. Without them, fall theological would be much more work, less fun, and life in ministry would simply be more difficult and lonely.
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We texted this photo to jD to give him a clue to our whereabouts. His response? Where the hell are you? Exactly. |
* I was told to smile! in passing once more at the conference. Strangers, synodical ministers, friends, you name it. I apparently walk around with a frown on my face.