For me, one of the sure signs of summer is iced coffee. Granted, in this cool, rainy season we’ve been having, the term summer is pushing it. But I still have iced coffee in my fridge.
I’ve probably told you before my process; I’m all too eager to share and talk about it. I follow the Pioneer Woman’s recipe for cold press coffee. A half pound of grounds to a gallon of water. I let it soak overnight and strain it into a large liquid dispenser that lives on the middle shelf of my fridge. It’s my coffee concentrate in my 20 oz. insulated kleen kanteen to which I add a bit of water, ice, and a generous dose of vanilla almond milk. Shake it up, add a straw, and that is my perfect morning.
Every day, you will see it in my hand at church. I never gave much thought to it; I simply am in the habit of always bringing my own coffee. Sunday morning, Thursday morning, it doesn’t matter. Me and my kleen kanteen of icy goodness.
I never thought it might look snobby.
I was at WELCA last Wednesday morning. Before their meeting, they have goodies in the basement. I sat down next to dear old Verna who asked if I would like coffee. No thanks. I have my own.
That’s right, she said. You don’t like ours.
Oh, snap. I think I stumbled over some words about how it is just my habit to always bring my own. It’s part of my morning routine. Nothing against their coffee. [Though, if we’re honest, church coffee? Lacks a little something-something.] And then I said that in the summer, I preferred to drink cold and not hot coffee.
Cold coffee? Oh, the horror.
I proceeded to tell her that I cold brewed it. You mean it never gets hot? she asked.
Nope. I think she lost interest after that, especially since the ladies across the table had picked up on our coffee thread to reminisce about egg coffee. And, I think, she just wasn’t quite sure what to think. Cold coffee. I hear her saying that in my head like I hear Lorraine McFly telling Marty: Calling boys. Sitting in parked cars with boys. I never did that when I was your age. I never called a boy or sat .. in a parked car .. with a boy. That’s all in my head. She wasn’t actually shaming me for cold coffee. I think it was just something new in her world and for her, why change the life guarantee that coffee will always be hot? Anything else just doesn’t make sense.
there's no place like gnome. 
