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Let it be confirmed … I still don’t like sushi. I tried it for the second time and it is still a no-go in my book. Mr.Pepper Shaker is shocked that I don’t like it.

Let it be confirmed … My confirmation students remain awesome. (It’s been awhile since I’ve reminded you of that fact.) Last night was our last session for the year and it came after a long lent/Easter class hiatus. I asked them to share with me their favorite and not so favorite parts about the year. Favorites? Practically everything. Not so favorite? Homework. That’s it. And let it be known that I gave them homework ONCE and it was only if they didn’t finish their project during the class time. They are so great. I’ll miss them this summer!

Let it be confirmed … I’m feeling burned out. Now, compared to certain colleagues, I don’t even deserve to say that. However, we are approaching that 25-days-in-a-row of working. I just need a full day off. I’m dragging. Unable to motivate myself to go to work and get work done. And this weekend is synod assembly so both Friday and Saturday will be super full, long days. Next week. Next week appears to be my relief. The plan is to head home for a few days to say hello to my Edgertonians!

Let it be confirmed … I needed a new project to start. (That is complete sarcasm – the last thing I need is another project in the mix.) However, I decided that I needed some handwork to do while at the assembly/hanging in Rochester for the weekend. Enter Lindsay ironing and cutting fabric last night at 10:30 (when she should have been packing and doing laundry for her nights away) for a hexagon-ish table runner. Oy.

Let it be confirmed … I wish you all a happy weekend. Find some joy and then share it with someone else!

It’s been a rainy and unproductive post-Easter week back at my ranch. One that kinda just makes me want to say, ‘ugh’ and go back to bed.  But still – in the midst of that – there is joy! Here it is:

I got to meet and hold and cuddle a Baby Bennett! My gnome friends in Owatonna had their fourth child last week. I do love babies. (And I love their oldest, my BFF, who hid my wallet because he wanted me to stay longer at their house. Aww, shucks.)

All this rain and gloom is no fun; HOWEVER, it does give me a reason to wear my bright yellow, a la rubber ducky, rain jacket! It also is helping the grass transform from brown to green so I guess it’s okay.

It’s day camp planning time!

I watched The Secret Life of Walter Mitty and enjoyed it much. I recommend it!  [If you want the true Lindsay experience while viewing, you’ll have to pop corn kernels in coconut oil on the stove.  So delicious.]

I have listened to this song on repeat nearly every morning. I think its lyrics are my new mantra – how am I gonna be an optimist about this?

I have colleague group today.  What’s colleague group?  It’s a group of first call pastors in the southeastern synod.  We get together every month to share joys and challenges and encourage and support one another.  When I first came to ROG, I didn’t particularly like going but now, I wouldn’t miss it.  Because first call is considered the first three years of being a pastor, that means that today is my LAST colleague group.  [But the leader assures us that no one gets kicked out.  I can come back next fall if I want, even though I’ll be past the three year mark.]

I’m not entirely sure if this is all joy, or a mix of things, but I haven’t had to cook for, like, ever.  I had dinner at someone’s house for a church thing on Monday, dinner out Tuesday night and last night, and, due to presiding at a wedding here at ROG on Saturday, I have dinner covered both tomorrow night [groom’s supper] and Saturday [reception].  That’s a whole lot of not cooking and a whole lot of eating.  If I remain at home tonight, a bowl of cereal just might be the ticket.

So there.  There is my joy.  Where’s yours?

I hope you all had a beautiful, sun-shiny day yesterday! Here was my day in a few photos:

Top: Before the season of Lent began, we at ROG stain-glassified these letters. We ‘buried’ them for the season of Lent and then on Sunday morning, people arrived to find them hanging high above our sanctuary. (Thanks to a dedicated trustee and extension ladder for that!) I think it turned out awesome. I love it.

Bottom left: Gracie, a super fun sixth grader at ROG, made and gave me these bunny cupcakes. I ate one last night and let me tell you – the delicious factor actually outdoes the cute factor AS IF THAT IS EVEN POSSIBLE.

Bottom middle: While it was forecasted to rain and storm all afternoon and evening, it turned into a perfect day. A perfect day to end with a campfire in a backyard.

Bottom right: I went geocaching with this guy. (He’s unfolding a very wet log from a very well-hidden geocache.) My friend, Dave, is also an Easter orphan with family too far away. We ate ham, went for a bike ride, and treasure hunted, geocache-style.

I took Mabel for a quick walk this afternoon before it started to rain. Somewhere between here and the cemetery, the fifth grade neighbor girl joined me. We walked and talked and chatted. Then, as we got closer to her house and her eventual departure from our walk together, Mabel got excited about a dead raccoon in the ditch. She really wanted to sniff that corpse, so much so that she exerted herself with such power that the leash flew out of my hand. What flew out of my mouth? An expletive. A naughty word. Something that fifth grader should not have heard her pastor neighbor say. Shit. It was shit.

I’ve been recovering the chairs to my dining room table for, oh, the past sixth months. It’s been a slow process. A pretty non-existent process most weeks. But tonight I finished one chair! One down and three to go. (It’s – in my opinion – a super cool vintage table. One I grew up with on the porch of the farmhouse. I love it but the upholstery needed some fun and newness.)

My friend, Lynn, sent me some snail mail. It arrived today with a note that she had discovered a shoebox of things from high school. Notes passed, issues of our friend group newsletter, clippings of random things, etc. And apparently these two portraits by me. (We were huge history nerds so it might make sense.)

Tomorrow is Maundy Thursday. Since I’ve been at ROG, Maundy Thursday has not treated me well. Two years ago? My heel broke while reading Psalm 22 at the end of the service. Last year, I chipped a tooth while chewing gum. Tomorrow? We will see if the curse continues. Worst case scenario? A broken leg … heart … egg yolk in my morning breakfast?

I made grapefruit scones tonight.

With an everything-kind-of-post.

Because I haven’t posted since March.  March, people.  I’ve become a no-good, horrible blogger.  *hangs head in shame*

I had every good intention of posting some Friday Favorites yesterday.  But then I didn’t.  I had a sub job yesterday.  All day.  Second grade.  Let’s just say I came home with a headache.  It was one of the most frustrating sub days of my [very limited] sub life.  By the math lesson in the middle of the afternoon, the three ROG kids in the class were writing apologies to me [apologies for their class’ behavior] on their individual white boards along with their math answers.  And, by the end of the day, I felt like I had to apologize to them.  The three ROG kids [and a handful of others] were awesome throughout the day; I apologized that they had to see me in such a [frustrated/angry/raised voice] light.

Moral of the story: I was going to post when I got home from subbing but instead I had a horrible headache and decided to nap in the hammock.  However, were I to have posted favorites, I probably would have posted some about lemon cake, baggu bags that I feel compulsively that I need in every color, and compost tips!  I would post those links now except WordPress isn’t accepting my links.  Boo.  I tried.  Maybe later.

Last week was also the prelude to Holy Week.  You know, the week pastors have nothing to do. It will be okay.

Let’s see … I have also enjoyed many a long walk with Mabel now that the snow is gone.  I’ve gone to work on my triangles for the Union Jack quilt border.  I made my favorite risotto and went to a birthday party for a two year old.  I attended dear Lauren’s ordination in St.Paul last Sunday afternoon and dyed Easter eggs with my friend, Dave.  I continue to seriously consider and research regarding a real, live vegetable garden for this summer.

Is that enough?  Enough excuses as to why I’ve been a no-good, horrible blogger?  I’ll try to be better.

Promise.

We heard Psalm 23 yesterday in worship and then I used it for my children’s sermon.  I brought up a bucket, a pitcher of water, and a glass, and asked one of the kids to pour me a glass of water because I was thirsty.  I told him that I would tell him when to stop pouring.  But I didn’t.  Until the water was running over the side.  We talked about how a cup that runs over at the dinner table is a bad thing.  A thing that we need to clean up.  But this kind of cup that is in the psalm?  It runs over with lots of wonderful things – lots of blessings from God.

I drank my glass of water and then, as they named good things in their lives [everything from friends to family to snow days to pets to finding diamonds – yup, not lying about that last one], we filled the cup with water again until it overflowed.

I offer that as an illustration for my weekend.  My cup is filled to the brim and it’s falling over the sides.

• Sara and I saw Divergent at the fanciest theater ever in St.Louis Park.  One with a restaurant and bacon popcorn and grapefruit mojitos and giant comfy seats.  The movie was pretty stellar too.
• I slept over at Sara’s.  We drank a throw-back favorite of ours: almond champagne from Trader Joe’s.  Bubbly deliciousness.
• Iced coffee.  No more words needed.
• I ate pho for the first time at the Vietnamese restaurant in Austin and watched Pitch Perfect with someone who hadn’t seen it before.  Acca-believe it!  Always good for a laugh.
• A sloppy and wet but beautiful walk at the nature center in Austin.
• Burgers on the grill.  Hey, it was 60 degrees in Minnesota yesterday!  On that same temperature note, I laid in the hammock over melting piles of snow for about 20 minutes. It was necessary.

• You know that beer I “helped” make?  Saturday I “helped” keg it and yesterday I helped drink it.  [Note there were no quotes on the final helped because that one was actually true.]  What does it taste like?  Bananas.  I’m not kidding … but according to the brew master, it’s a good thing.  [Fermentation … 50 degrees … cloves … something something.]
• I’m going to throw a Monday morning thing in here too.  Monday morning is quilting at ROG.  I usually show up around coffee time and chat for a bit.  I declined any treats with my coffee; I pretty much had just ate breakfast.  But dear Connie decided that I really needed to try this date nut bread … and so she brought the last remaining piece to my office for me.  How sweet.

It was an all-around good weekend and the week ahead isn’t looking too shabby either.  Movie plans, dinner with my BFF Carter and his family, and another Lenten Wednesday service at church.  All good stuff.  I hope your week ahead is all kinds of lovely too!

There are all kinds of joys and favorites in my life this week. Are you ready for so much awesome? Are you sure?

Iced coffee: I couldn’t wait any longer. I started a batch of cold press coffee last night. It’s supposed to be 60 degrees in Minnesota on Sunday! I will most certainly want iced coffee. Anything over 55 degrees and my coffee requires ice. Oh, the deliciousness.

Soap: I like Target’s Method soap. Did you know they have released summer scents? They have!  Are you excited?  Now, when you wash yours hands in the downstairs bathroom, they smell like orange ginger sorbet.

A clean kitchen.

Curly hair: It took me many years to believe it, but there are benefits. Here are twelve reasons having curly hair rocks.

Brown bananas: I’m not a huge fan of eating brown bananas. I like my bananas half green. However, sometimes I don’t eat them fast enough at their half-green state and they turn brown. Sometimes, they just go in the compost bin because I don’t particularly care for banana-things. You know, bread, etc. However, I made banana cookies last night with two brown bananas. It was simple. Mash bananas. Add one cup of quick oats and a quarter cup of chocolate chips. Spoon onto cookie sheet. Bake for 15 minutes at 350. Yum.

Buying fabric on etsy. #dangerous

Easter: I’m getting itchy to attack Easter crafts. Perhaps I should start with salt dough Easter egg ornaments?

Friday plans: I’m heading to the cities tonight to meet up with Sara. We have a date with a movie theater to see Divergent and we both can’t wait. Then we are going to have a sleepover with girl talk and wine. Super excited.

Sunday: For the first time all month, I will be done with church things by noon and the afternoon is free. All mine. Have I mentioned it’s supposed to be over 60 degrees? I’m hoping for a long, glorious walk outside.

Like I said at the beginning – it’s almost too much awesome for one week. I hope yours has been just as wonderful and that your weekend is filled with joy!

If you are currently a college student, enjoy it all.  Every moment.

If you are going to be a college student, you just wait.  It’s pretty awesome.

If you – like me – are past your college days, reminisce how great it was with this video of college students dancing. Randomly. Because they can. Because why not? This was my “I miss college” trigger for the day. It makes me so HAPPY to call Luther my alma mater!

I wasn’t ready to post yesterday morning because, you see, I only finished sewing this baby together last night.

And this is it. I’m done with the hexie portion of this Union Jack pattern. Over 500 hexies basted and sewn together.  It’s been a project on my coffee table since last November; I think I might miss it!  Next up: a scrappy triangle border to surround the flag. I started last night and I think it’s going to be a long process. It’s hard to go back to the machine after getting so comfy hand sewing on the couch! It’s also hard since it seems Sherlock is no longer available on Hulu … Sherlock was my watch-over-and-over kind of show. I guess I need a new one.

[I’m trying to link up with Life Under Quilts … but wordpress isn’t letting me insert a link at the moment.  Huh.  I’ll try again later and once I do, then you should click to the link to check out other awesome hexie projects!]

Do you get attached to inanimate objects? Appliances specifically?

You know, like really love your hair dryer and if you have to use someone else’s it’s just uncomfortable and strange? Or your kitchen mixer? Maybe your iron?

I realized this week how much I’m attached to my coffee grinder. This coffee grinder has been my constant morning companion for years. I bought it while on internship in Dawson. It had been with me in St. Paul, Wisconsin and the last two and a half years in Austin. I realized how much I was attached to this morning companion when it BROKE and I had to try and replace it. (Not possible.)

So it broke. Actually, it’s been broke for a while but broke to a point that it still could be used with some basic modification. Modification I was more than willing to endure because I loved it so. But then this week, it just stopped working. And the world stood still.

I was in Austin yesterday for a visit and I ran into the store. Okay, I’ll just buy one. I need one. I’m sure I can find one that will work.

Wrong.

The store had two options. I chose one. I got it home. And I hated it.

The cord doesn’t wind up by twisting the bottom! You have to hold the button down THE WHOLE TIME! There is no measure on the top so I know how many beans to grind! It was horrendous. It was a nightmare.

So I ordered another one tonight. I just couldn’t deal with the subpar replacement. I found a coffee grinder of the same brand as before and with the same features. The order is being processed as I write. My life will return to normal when that box arrives on my stoop.

(And if ever I have written a satirical post that deserves this hashtag, it is this one: #firstworldproblems)